It's Tuesday in the AM on The Morning Zoo show!

Some quick movie talk on some upcomming blockbusters.

Thaddeus' trip to the doctors office for a quick procedure.

A firetruck parade interupts the show, and we have a live play by play.

Pittsburgh couple gets into a brawl and have to spend their wedding night in seperate jail cells.

Britains are ruder than 10 years ago. Find out why.

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japenese verb bukkakeru meaning "to splash forcefully."

Conan O'Brien is set to replace Jay Leno on the Tonight Show. Find out who will take Conan's place.

Amy Winehouse in trouble again, and has been given a caution. Watch out Amy.

Sex Position Calendar.

TMC Crime Scene Dramas: Crime Doesen't Pay.

1. Man tries to smuggle Iguanas in his fake leg. Caught.
2. Man tries to rob a blind man for his cigarettes. The blind man was a judo champion. Robbery foiled.
3. Man tries to use a gun to rob a karate dojo. Diarmed by students and beaten. He is now resting in a hospital for his troubles.
4. Woman tries to steal candy from a sweet shop. They were caught four blocks away after leaving a cady wrapper trail behind them.
5. Woman robs bank, feels bad and tries to return the money. Well some of the money at least. She was aprehended at her house upon return.
6. Cat burglar takes a cat nap and caught after falling asleep on the couch.
7. Boy was freed from handcuffs found in mothers room. No word on whether she was a cop, or just kinky.
8. Police hotlines are for emergencies only. Just like these.

The gang recaps and discuss the stories from their "show."

Sex Position Calendar.

Fun food facts with Mike. An apple a day...

Carries college career.

Yurri comes back to give his commentary on apples and much, much more.

Look for Bother Love (brotherloverocks.com) on Monday and Keith's (keithandthegirl.com) stand up on Tues night. Also Comic Con on Sunday.

Breaking news: Bank robbery gone wrong. Mike was on the scene.

The TMC Criminal Investigations portion of the show.

1. Palo Alto bank robber gets away in low speed chase. In an electric chair.
2. Assault with a deadly weapon. With a hedgehog. Sonic has yet to comment.
3. Naomi Campbell in trouble for assault. She spat on a security officer. She was upset because her luggage was misplaced, or delayed...or something.

Breaking News: Princess Diana death found to be unlawful. We can all rest easy now.

What did Stumpy race in Ann Summers? Tune in to find out.

Zodiac signs like never before. Find out whats in your horoscope.

A reunion of epic proportions. Do these guys have the right stuff to hang tough?

Sex Position Calendar

Fun food facts with Mike. Lettuce hear more? Eh? Get it?

Whatcha gonna do Brotha... when court catches up with you?

Wrestlemania XXIV (24 for those who dont care about Rome) recap.

Baseball's Opening Day. Some of our fun baseball games and thoughts on the new season.

Nickelodeon Kid's Chioce Awards. Orlando Bloomgets slimed. In a related story...so did Carrie's pants.

Jack Black. Jim Carrey. Robin Williams. Really guys? Always?

Stunning announcement. Return to the AM. Find out whos joining The Today Show.

What movie is rumored to be remade, starring the "Queen of Pop"?

Results of the K-Rock Bracket Brawl. Really people. Have the voters ever listened to music before? What's wrong with this world?

Thaddeus and Mike do their spot on impressions of Pearl Jam.

Man found in dumpster. Well, he was cold. Duh!

Pigs and orgasms go hand and hand...right?

Sex Position Calendar. Look out for the Out of Town Guests.

Has your friend ever gotten you gay porn?

Stumpy from the UK educates the gang on the difference in UKers.

A listener has some questions for Mike.

Watch out America. Mexico is catching up in the most obese country race. Eat up everyone!

Carrie is doing her part by eating Diabetes on a Platter at IHOP. Her toilet didnt appreciate it though.

Reverend Al is outraged again. Go figure.

The greatest threat to mankind. The most dangerous animal known to man. The Stingray strikes again!

Verizon erases last memory a widower has of his dearly departed wife. Whoops.

Despite his surly person on air, Simon Cowell is a nice man, and gives money to the needy.

Heather Mills is still a ... well you get the point. C U Next Tuesday.

Courtney Love (who didnt necessarily pull the trigger of the gun that killed Kurt Cobain) is going to "commemorate" the brainchild of Nirvana, with sneakers from Converse. How thoughtful of her. Im sure this is what he would have wanted.

Why doesent Carrie like women? Find out as Mike and Thaddeus dig deeper to find the elusive truth.

K-Rock's Bracket Madness where bands are set against each other to determine the best Rock Band of all time. Hear the host perspective on some of the results and their favorite bands. (www.923krock.com)

Those russian guys came back to close out the show. Vodka.

Faith and begorra...some Irish guy opens the show, and gives his interpretation of the history of St. Patrick and his day.

The myth of corned beef and cabbage.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. These lessons and more!

Ms. Dupree's lawyer is angry she may be being taken advantage of. (insert own joke here)

Nina and Thaddeus, if you havent heard, are with child. Well not so much Thaddeus, but you get the idea.

Heather Mills screws a Beatle, this time in court. (no, not Ringo)

A trip down memory lane as to how awesome Thaddeus was/still is.

Carrie gets back at Thaddeus by making him play the "Who would you go down on to get to Sarah Michelle Gellar" game.

Yes, Thaddeus said someone's last name. He is now down to 99.99% perfect. What can you do, he's only human.

Presentation of the Birfday Cake. Carrie and Mike of course did a wonderful job in celebrating the wonderfulness that is Thaddeus, and he thanks them.

The crew returns to give some famous Irish-Americans that Thaddeus forgot to do.

Thaddeus continues to ramble on for a bit...ENJOY! You know you will.

Late breaking news on the TMC news ticker: NY Gov. Elliot Spitzer caught up in prostitution ring. For shame!

Get ready for the next holiday ladies. March 14th is Steak and Blow Job Day! (steakandbjday.com)

Is March Madness the best time for you to get a vasectomy? Oregon University thinks so.

Dead rat smell causes the cancellation of a surgery in London. England...seriously... why do you have so much trouble disposing of dead things?

Tanks alot. Russians hit house with tank because of Vodka. Go figure.

Get your sweater ready and say "hello neighbor". March 20th would have been Fred Rogers' 80th Birthday and people are encouraged to wear their sweaters in honor of him. Thank you.

Stay classy New York...and dont get caught in prostitute rings.

Douchy McDoucherson winner is announced. "Tom Cruise" stops by to accept his award.

Carrie takes exception to Mike's political bandwagon jumping.

Minnesota may need to work on their anger managment class policies. All im saying is maybe one of us needs a nap.

Trying to get outta work? Cant get a fake doctor's note? We may have a new solution for you. Find out what this man had his friend do for him.

Saul Rosenberg gives his comentary and thoughts on this topic...as well as others throughout the show.

Bunch of savages live this town. New Jersey students protest with pennies. How much will it really cost them?

Who has the dirtiest snow? Is it your town? Find out before its too late for you!

Be careful of toilets on trains in India. You may loose something through the shoot... like you unborn child.

Pricasso paints Bush. How does he clean his "brush"?

Jilted Lover faces jail time for sending nude pictures of his internet woman. Dont like potential ass rape? Then dont do this!

Mike gives us a professional and clear outro.

Thanks!