Join them on their Memorial Morning Zoo show, where the HILARITY will most certainly ensue!

Proper show notes with subjects to follow soon.

Some quick movie talk on some upcomming blockbusters.

Thaddeus' trip to the doctors office for a quick procedure.

A firetruck parade interupts the show, and we have a live play by play.

Pittsburgh couple gets into a brawl and have to spend their wedding night in seperate jail cells.

Britains are ruder than 10 years ago. Find out why.

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japenese verb bukkakeru meaning "to splash forcefully."

Conan O'Brien is set to replace Jay Leno on the Tonight Show. Find out who will take Conan's place.

Amy Winehouse in trouble again, and has been given a caution. Watch out Amy.

Sex Position Calendar.

1. Man tries to smuggle Iguanas in his fake leg. Caught.
2. Man tries to rob a blind man for his cigarettes. The blind man was a judo champion. Robbery foiled.
3. Man tries to use a gun to rob a karate dojo. Diarmed by students and beaten. He is now resting in a hospital for his troubles.
4. Woman tries to steal candy from a sweet shop. They were caught four blocks away after leaving a cady wrapper trail behind them.
5. Woman robs bank, feels bad and tries to return the money. Well some of the money at least. She was aprehended at her house upon return.
6. Cat burglar takes a cat nap and caught after falling asleep on the couch.
7. Boy was freed from handcuffs found in mothers room. No word on whether she was a cop, or just kinky.
8. Police hotlines are for emergencies only. Just like these.

The gang recaps and discuss the stories from their "show."

Sex Position Calendar.

Fun food facts with Mike. An apple a day...

Carries college career.

Yurri comes back to give his commentary on apples and much, much more.

Look for Bother Love (brotherloverocks.com) on Monday and Keith's (keithandthegirl.com) stand up on Tues night. Also Comic Con on Sunday.

The TMC Criminal Investigations portion of the show.

1. Palo Alto bank robber gets away in low speed chase. In an electric chair.
2. Assault with a deadly weapon. With a hedgehog. Sonic has yet to comment.
3. Naomi Campbell in trouble for assault. She spat on a security officer. She was upset because her luggage was misplaced, or delayed...or something.

Breaking News: Princess Diana death found to be unlawful. We can all rest easy now.

What did Stumpy race in Ann Summers? Tune in to find out.

Zodiac signs like never before. Find out whats in your horoscope.

A reunion of epic proportions. Do these guys have the right stuff to hang tough?

Sex Position Calendar

Fun food facts with Mike. Lettuce hear more? Eh? Get it?

Wrestlemania XXIV (24 for those who dont care about Rome) recap.

Baseball's Opening Day. Some of our fun baseball games and thoughts on the new season.

Nickelodeon Kid's Chioce Awards. Orlando Bloomgets slimed. In a related story...so did Carrie's pants.

Jack Black. Jim Carrey. Robin Williams. Really guys? Always?

Stunning announcement. Return to the AM. Find out whos joining The Today Show.

What movie is rumored to be remade, starring the "Queen of Pop"?

Results of the K-Rock Bracket Brawl. Really people. Have the voters ever listened to music before? What's wrong with this world?

Thaddeus and Mike do their spot on impressions of Pearl Jam.

Man found in dumpster. Well, he was cold. Duh!

Pigs and orgasms go hand and hand...right?

Sex Position Calendar. Look out for the Out of Town Guests.

Has your friend ever gotten you gay porn?

Stumpy from the UK educates the gang on the difference in UKers.

A listener has some questions for Mike.

Carrie is doing her part by eating Diabetes on a Platter at IHOP. Her toilet didnt appreciate it though.

Reverend Al is outraged again. Go figure.

The greatest threat to mankind. The most dangerous animal known to man. The Stingray strikes again!

Verizon erases last memory a widower has of his dearly departed wife. Whoops.

Despite his surly person on air, Simon Cowell is a nice man, and gives money to the needy.

Heather Mills is still a ... well you get the point. C U Next Tuesday.

Courtney Love (who didnt necessarily pull the trigger of the gun that killed Kurt Cobain) is going to "commemorate" the brainchild of Nirvana, with sneakers from Converse. How thoughtful of her. Im sure this is what he would have wanted.

Why doesent Carrie like women? Find out as Mike and Thaddeus dig deeper to find the elusive truth.

K-Rock's Bracket Madness where bands are set against each other to determine the best Rock Band of all time. Hear the host perspective on some of the results and their favorite bands. (www.923krock.com)

Those russian guys came back to close out the show. Vodka.

The myth of corned beef and cabbage.

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. These lessons and more!

Ms. Dupree's lawyer is angry she may be being taken advantage of. (insert own joke here)

Nina and Thaddeus, if you havent heard, are with child. Well not so much Thaddeus, but you get the idea.

Heather Mills screws a Beatle, this time in court. (no, not Ringo)

A trip down memory lane as to how awesome Thaddeus was/still is.

Carrie gets back at Thaddeus by making him play the "Who would you go down on to get to Sarah Michelle Gellar" game.

Yes, Thaddeus said someone's last name. He is now down to 99.99% perfect. What can you do, he's only human.

Presentation of the Birfday Cake. Carrie and Mike of course did a wonderful job in celebrating the wonderfulness that is Thaddeus, and he thanks them.

The crew returns to give some famous Irish-Americans that Thaddeus forgot to do.

Thaddeus continues to ramble on for a bit...ENJOY! You know you will.

Get ready for the next holiday ladies. March 14th is Steak and Blow Job Day! (steakandbjday.com)

Is March Madness the best time for you to get a vasectomy? Oregon University thinks so.

Dead rat smell causes the cancellation of a surgery in London. England...seriously... why do you have so much trouble disposing of dead things?

Tanks alot. Russians hit house with tank because of Vodka. Go figure.

Get your sweater ready and say "hello neighbor". March 20th would have been Fred Rogers' 80th Birthday and people are encouraged to wear their sweaters in honor of him. Thank you.

Stay classy New York...and dont get caught in prostitute rings.

Carrie takes exception to Mike's political bandwagon jumping.

Minnesota may need to work on their anger managment class policies. All im saying is maybe one of us needs a nap.

Trying to get outta work? Cant get a fake doctor's note? We may have a new solution for you. Find out what this man had his friend do for him.

Saul Rosenberg gives his comentary and thoughts on this topic...as well as others throughout the show.

Bunch of savages live this town. New Jersey students protest with pennies. How much will it really cost them?

Who has the dirtiest snow? Is it your town? Find out before its too late for you!

Be careful of toilets on trains in India. You may loose something through the shoot... like you unborn child.

Pricasso paints Bush. How does he clean his "brush"?

Jilted Lover faces jail time for sending nude pictures of his internet woman. Dont like potential ass rape? Then dont do this!

Mike gives us a professional and clear outro.

Thanks!

The gang discusses Dr. Martin Luther the King's possible thoughts on VH1 reality TV shows like Flavor of Love and I Love New York. ( the annoying girl...not the cool city/state)

This week in TMC recap: Carrie's vacation to AC, Thaddeus and Gary attend a Keith and the Girl event (keithandthegirl.com) Mike had ouchies in his mouf...oral surgery follows. Good times had by all. Well...except Mike.

As an editor's note...Sorry Mike you did say "teeth are huge" not toof or teef...that time.

Oscar recap. Reminiscing on Oscars past.

Jimmy Kimmel is F*cking Ben Affleck

Not So "Fresh" Talent. TMC uncovers an American Idol Scandal!  Ok so maybe they didnt necessarily UNCOVER it...but they do talk about it.

German police get shoes for their dogs.

In a related story, (sort of) Dog the Bounty Hunter gets his show back.

The Manatees. The Florida Marlins newest marketing scheme.

Thaddeus is angry at Florida's baseball stadiums. For shame architects and designers. For shame on you all!

Final voting for the Douchy McDoucherson award this week.

All Star Slam Dunk Contest coverage. Dwight Howard = Superman?

Too many bears at your local bar? This man has the answer for you.

Too many birds in your park? This man has the answer for that.

Internet sex auction gone wrong? Whoda thunk it?

Renewing you vows? Husband away on business? Just use a blow up doll instead. This woman did.

Mike takes a tinkle.

Mike returns to use tough love on the listeners to get them involved in voting for the Douchey McDoucherson awards. Thaddeus gives his impressions of the nominees.

Sex Position Calender: So, Whats For Dinner?

Fun facts about Queens.

We talk to Trevor a bit about soccer (football for you non-Americans) and rugby.

Body lies in UK apartment for 8 years. Whats wrong with you people?!? This is the second one we are reporting on alone.

Women beware:

1. Man with mustache, women's underwear, garter belt and black high heeled boots. So maybe he likes dressing up?
2. Man sending penis via phone pics. Watch out for the distribution of porn. Maybe he thought it was nice looking? Sharing means caring.
3. Taking your boyfriend out to dinner, only to have him dump you. You never know...you could wind up getting married to him.

Carrie helps out the fellas picking out some sexy Valentine's gifts.

Why do we feel uncomfortable buying condoms and/or tampons? Stupid clerks!

The trial and tribulations of having sex. From kids walking in on you to over-analizing porn. Even the big budget stuff.

Sex Position Calender: Wait a minute Mr. Postman

It's good to have goals, and Carrie doesnt want to sound like a drunken whore. Good luck to you Carrie. We salute you.

Puxatony Phil...why do you hate us? More winter. Thanks, big fan.

Super Bowl review. Congrats to the Giants, your champions for 2008.

Look at him. Love him. Bask in his douchey orange-ness. Oompa Prompa at Hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

Don't worry, it's not racist...it's a cartoon.

Survivor: Fans vs. the not-so-much-with-the Faves. Who picked these freaking people? Honestly!

Super Tuesday. Get ready for it... Mike's true feelings come out.

Story Time. Mike doesn't like morons cause "people be stupid!" Moral: sometimes common sense may work out better than your GPS.

Breaking news: Britney is still crazy. Mike is still angry.

Sexual Position Calender Position of the Week. Finger Licking Good.

A Douchey McDoucherson nominee: "That Guy". (The one who started the writers stike) Muttley...I mean Carrie, reads the nomination letter from a fan.

Carrie has to pee. Rubber bands last longer when refridgerated. Thank you and goodnight.

The gang also digress into comparing Madden Football from today and yesteryears, back when the ambulance knocked over your healthy players to get to the injured guy.

NHL hockey also enters somhow when you could knock a guy to the ice convulsing as his head stains the ice a bright red. Thaddeus preforms his bad Swingers impression: "im gonna make Gretzky bleed"

FIFA soccer talk? Well its football somewhere across the country... I guess.

Carrie interjects her review of the halftime show, while a rugrat fights for air-time. This woman not only subjected herself to the dreaded foosball, but an aparently awful halftime show as well. Is there anything this woman wont do for the show?

Scientology...what's the deal, really?

Pet not allowed bus. See why she was so upset.

As requested by Stumpy, a review of Rock Band by Mike.

Hulk pulling "Legal Shinnanigans" on Linda? Find out more of the ongoing Hogan legal struggles.

What would you do to make the Guiness Book of World Records? Have 48 plastic surgeries? Stand in ice for over an hour? These people will.

Kool-Aid and Reebok team up to bring you... fruit flavored sneakers. Strawberry. Cherry. Grape. Run out and get your own today!

Who's backing Obama? Maybe a famous Massachusettesian?

Sexual Position Calender returns. Have you tried the Crunch and Munch? A Very Fruedian Analyst?

Some new Douchey moments. Dont forget to send your nominations! Nice one Debbie Montonopolous, nice one. Great job. Very professional.

10 things you may not have known about King Jr.

Do people remember the dream?

MLK as a Super Hero?

The way people use his name for their own uses.

The next round in the fight that is Obama vs. Clinton.

Tom Cruise...savior of all...or certified lunatic?

The Poe Toaster.

Is Tony Clifton really L. Ron Hubbard?

The Secret Room. What did Carrie really find?

Developing the Douchey McDoucherson Award. Get you nominations ready for February.

Steroids running amuck in the world of... Entertainment?!?

The not so Golden Globes. Poor, poor writers guild.

The beginnings of the Douchey McDoucherson awards?

Obama vs Clinton heats up in politics and race relations. MLK is used.

Austrian woman keeps the corpse of her partner for a year to collect his pension money. Now that's dirty, and smelly, money.

Adopted people meet, fall in love, get married, almost positively have sex... then after all these years of happiness...they find out they are twins, seperated at birth. Twin people...not a second cousin like Guiliani did. Twins! They put Luke and Leia to shame. TWINS!

Sexual Position Calender. Find out about the Breakfast at Tiffany's, and the Bartender, I'll Have Another. Do we smell new bit?

Mike's botched New Year's Eve plans, as he forgot some things.

Why is Ryan Seacrest so damn popular?

Carrie presents her "Top 5 " list, as well as those of the other women who submitted theirs.

Find out who the birthday girl would have sex with to be with Orlando.

A special email from a listener to Carrie.

The presentation of the cake to our little Plug-Whore.

Google us. We have arrived!

Mikes plans with pork and beer for New Years's Eve.

Carrie is no longer the Taquila contest winning bar wench she used to be.

What celebs are planning for their New Year's shin-digs.

Have you seen any of the best movies of 2007. Have you even heard of any of 'em?

Best albums and TV shows of the year as well. Who votes on these things? For shame on you People! For shame!

Man saves an entire year's worth of trash for research on garbage consumption. Um...why?

Our resolutions for 2008.

See ya next year!

Listen here for your interviews for all who attended.

For those of you who couldnt make it, there is the general tom-foolery that ensues when the hosts get silly, and maybe drink...a little... or...maybe alot.

Also here for your enjoyment...or other:

1. Presentation of the Best Balls prize to Andrew.
2. Mike's undying love for Trevor and Beer.
3. Carrie's undying love for Orlando and Wine.
4. Thaddeus' undying love for himself and Rum.

Good times had by all (we hope) and thanks to everyone who attended. For those of you who couldnt...go screw yourselves. But then come back...we love you anyways, and hope you can make it to another event.

The hosts decided to invite fans over for a Holiday Party in honor of Boxing Day.

Listen in to learn a little about the holiday with interviews with an Englishman, a Canadian, and a message from a "crazy UKer."

Pizza and alcohol were consumed. Not necessarily in that order, nor in equal amounts.

Mike is attacked by listeners during the show. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

Andrew wins "Best Balls 2007"

Pre and After shows comming soon.

The hosts "show" voices.

Naughty letters from Santa?

How fast does Santa really travel to deliver all those gifts?

While discussing the Star Wars Holiday Special, Carrie of course want to know about how big a Wookiee's penis may be.

Worst Christmas gifts ever? Best Christmas foods? General Christmas banter.

PSA: Dont smoke pot, or your dad will sell your Guitar Hero for $9K.

Carrie and Mike attempt to go Christmas Caroling in the studio.

Merry Christmas Ignorante Fuks one and all!

Finally, the Sexiest Women of TV top 10 is revealed.

21 Jumped the shark Street talk.

Disney Films: Family fun, or Porn for Carrie?

Al Gore saves the World!

Hayden Panettiere. Save the Dolphins, save the Tuna Fish.

Michael Vick is innocent, no wait... guilty. Sorry doggies. Now he's scrambling for his anus in prison.

Tickets still available for Twisted Sister, and Led Zepplin. But sorry, the Macallen has been sold for $54,000.

Mike and Carrie again almost come to blows in this episode... can't we all just get along?

Santa takes pie in face.

In sad news...Jenna Jameson retires and removes implants.

Another "Idol" in trouble again. Reality stars and shows and their impact on our lives.

Theif steals 16 tons of ham and bacon...Merry Christmas.

Sexiest women list (20-11)

Linda Hogan wants divorce, Hulk devistated.

Carrie tells us a sad Valentine's Day story of her own.

Porn Professor in Italy gets canned.

Sexiest women list (30-21)

Sexiest man alive.

No mo' HO HO HO!

Carrie's Santa experience

Detroit Crook City

What are we NOT thankful for?

Orlando breaks Carrie's heart.

Sexiest Women List (40-31)

18 things that can only be said at Thanksgiving...amaze your friends.

Carrie's discerning palet.

Quiznos vs Subway

Jones Soda Company bringing you all you holiday favorite flavors.

Will Nick Hogan have to go to Oz?

Getting gas...dont forget your car.

Introducing the Sexiest women in TV history (50-41)

Celebs Mike hates.

Naked sleepwalking epidemic in hotels on the rise.

Bad Dog! Dont be a racist!

Racism in America: A TMC exclusive expose.

The gang discuss their own takes on Halloween and all the wonderfulness that ensues.

Prostitute Protest: Sewn lips, less tricks?

Amy Fisher turns her own tricks into a treat for some, in a sex video released to public.

Boston Red Sox win World Series. 37 fans win jail time "celebrating"

Mike is warm and fuzzy, Thaddeus is surley, and Carrie is pining for Orlando Bloom on her anniversary

Is Philly ugly? You be the judge. Travel and Leisure thought they were.

Baseball talk. Torre fired. Nomar fill out his pants well. All the hard hitting news on sports right here folks!

Mike teases his Halloween plans with a special someone.

Drunken Priest attacks police in Mexico.

Not so sweet 16 in the UK. When teenagers attack.

Carrie votes with "the blacks" in our hard hitting political banter.

No time to get to the dentist? Throw wax into the hole in your tooth.

Orlando Bloom hits parked car, flees scene, but returns to be the hero.

Was it Fairplay? Jonny stops fall with face.

Carrie's Cuties